Happy New Year!
Our gracious New Year's Eve hosts know how to put on a party. At their house, the food is always plentiful and diverse. The bar is open all night, and it's a su casa es mi casa/smoke 'em if you got 'em attitude towards beverages. Sports are on the television up until it's time for the always entertaining and awkward Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin countdown to the new year. (By the way, here's video of Kathy sneaking in a bad, bad word during the broadcast; no word yet on whether or not there will be regulatory consequences or if her check will have to be forfeited.)
Of course, many people aren't like our New Year's Eve hosts, and many parties involve bringing good wine to a house only to have the host not offer to open it. Since simply asking your host if the wine can be opened is sometimes a violation of social norms, strategies must be pursued to make sure your bottle gets opened. Some thoughts about overcoming this extremely serious coordination problem are below the fold:
